Outrageous manager comments revealed by Christmas Connections

You may be familiar with the less-than-family-friendly antics of the fictional boss from The Office played by Ricky Gervais. To celebrate the launch of the new movie David Brent: Life on the Road, greeting card company Christmas Connections decided to ask the nation for the most outrageous comments they’ve received from management. They narrowed it down to their eight favourite quotes and printed them on a new range of greeting cards for the office.

The cards are designed to spread light-hearted humour among your colleagues, whether it’s for a work anniversary, someone’s birthday, or a leaving do.

Comments ranged from downright sexist, such as the picture above – “Don’t ever turn up to work without makeup on again” – to hilariously observational – “You’re like an elf on crack.”

We can’t believe some of the rude things people reported in the survey, including one who’s boss said: “Your success or failure has no impact on me.” Or the one who said: “You’ve got great potential for advancement here – although maybe in five or six years.”

View the full range from Christmas Connections at bit.ly/2bA66CH.